How Does This Ex-Plumber Churn Out So Much High-Converting Copy for Conservative Causes and Businesses?
Konrad Holden, an ex-plumber turned direct response copywriter, creates real results for real businesses.
If your company thrives on direct response copy, you are always in need of writers that can…
→ create big, donation-getting ideas for your clients…
→ bang out high-converting sales copy faster than you can say “conversion rate”…
→ and offer valuable insight that will help you retain your best clients.
Hi, my name is Konrad Holden…and this sales page will show you how I can help you deliver amazing results and retain your best clients.
Allow me to explain:
Sometimes people have a mid-career crisis where they ask themselves, “Is this what I want to be doing for the rest of my life?”
I had that same experience at my first job…and I think you’ll understand why…
“Do I want to be crawling around in septic tanks for the rest of my life?”
Four years ago, I was decked out in a white, semi-watertight protective suit standing in the septic tank of the biggest mansion I had ever seen.
I was a down-and-dirty plumber doing the work that needed to be done for my family. Making ends meet. Putting my nose to the grindstone.
It was honest work for honest money, and I learned a ton of stuff about real everyday people.
But one day, I asked myself a simple question: “Do I want to be crawling around in septic tanks for the rest of my life?”
I realized if I wanted to make a different life for my family, I would have to find a way to create real value for real businesses…
Then I Discovered Direct Response Copywriting!
I dove in head first and started learning at the proverbial feet of masters like Claude Hopkins, John Caples, Dan Kennedy, Ken McCarthy, Gary Halbert, Bob Bly, Robert Collier, and Russell Brunson.
I devoured podcasts, books, seminars, and anything else I could get my hands on.
Then one day it occurred to me that all this studying wasn’t amounting to much.
Getting a job would be tough.
How could I get a marketing job with NO college degree at the time, NO “official” marketing experience whatsoever, and NO references to vouch for me?
So I asked myself, “What would my favorite direct response marketers do?”
That’s when I wrote a simple sales letter… printed it out… and hand-delivered it to a company I wanted to work for.
Long story short, that letter had a 100% conversion rate and I got hired.
In fact, that boss, who had been coached on her copy directly by Dan Kennedy, later said, “once I read your letter, I knew I wanted to hire this guy.”
But It Wasn’t Just a Fluke!
Now that I had the job, my skills were about to be put to the test.
Was this initial success just a fluke? Or could I really deliver more leads, more revenue, and more profits to real, everyday businesses?
As it turns out, I could.
And my copy has continued to perform whether it was for an agency, an independent business, or my own freelance clients.
My copy has created REAL results for REAL organizations and businesses, including…
→ A direct mail piece that produced $17,257.13 of revenue from a $674.37 investment. An ROI of 2559%. And those are only the numbers for one of the 25 clients it was mailed for. Most of our clients reported similar results.
→ One sales email that generated $115,000 in revenue in a single day. Sure, that’s not hard with a great offer and a big list, but this email out-pulled every other email during the campaign by 150%.
→ Fundraising emails for conservative causes and campaigns like Abolish Abortion Texas, Young Americans for Liberty (YAL), a US Senate campaign, a Lt. Governor’s campaign (direct mail letter to $100+ donors here, too), a US House of Representatives campaign, and a sitting State Representative.
→ 1 sales email that brought in $15,000 to one small business client in less than a week. I wrote similar emails on the fly for similar clients whenever they were slow. These emails got people to pick up the phones again and again.
→ Countless other emails, social media ads, direct mail pieces, landing pages, and sales pages that drove REAL results for REAL companies like yours.
→ And in my current role, I plan and execute the creative for a 2 million name email list that generates an average of $1MM/mo in the gun/self-defense space.
Here’s the bottom line…
In my copywriting work, I’ve helped my company and other clients generate easily more than $20 million in collective revenue.
“Okay, okay, but I need to see some samples…”
Here are three samples of my work.
Here’s Why You Should Call Me Today:
If you’re looking for new copywriters, its because you’ve got clients to serve and projects that need done ASAP. If I’ve piqued your interest with this page, why not give me a call today?
If we are a good fit, I can start delivering high-converting campaigns in no time.
If you are interested in discussing more, please reach out to me immediately at the email or phone number below.
“Tell the truth, but make the truth fascinating. You know you can’t— David Ogilvy
bore people into buying your product, you can only interest them
into buying it.”