Ex-Plumber Helps Businesses With Large Email Lists Make $10K, $50K, and Even $100K Per Week

“When I read your letter, I told him to just hire you.”

CMO for 9-figure business

Konrad Holden, an ex-plumber turned email copywriter, creates real results for real businesses.

If your company thrives on clear, compelling copy, you are always in need of writers that can…

→ create big, sales-generating campaigns for your email list
→ bang out high-converting sales copy faster than you can say “conversion rate”…
→ and offer valuable insight that will help you boost revenue from your email subscribers.

If you’re looking to scale Love Sew to 7-figures and beyond, this little letter will give you a clear path forward to build the business and life you’re looking for.

If you’ll stick with me for the next 3 minutes and we’re a good fit, you’ll be able to get an experienced email copywriter who currently produces $279,000/week for his company working on your campaigns fast.

Let me tell you a story, so you understand what’s possible when you have the right person promoting a great product…

I closed my laptop on a Friday afternoon.

I was anxious… and excited all at once.

My company was in the middle of a big promotion.

And I had been responsible for writing all the emails.

One email in particular was an oddball. Something special we hadn’t tried before.

A coworker told me that he thought there were only two options for that email:

It would completely FAIL. 

Or it would do really well.

There would be no in between.

Turns out… he was right.

I spent the weekend with my wife and two daughters…wondering if the big risk would pay off.

Soon enough, Monday came.

I opened my laptop to see how things went.

The analytics page loaded.

Then I blinked.

Blinked again.

And sat back in my chair.

There it was… the number.

I pulled out a calculator and did some quick math…


There was no way.

That one dinky little email sold $115,000. 

It was such a stupid little email, too. 

You could barely even call it “copywriting.”

But because it rested squarely on the fundamentals of direct response marketing and delivered a clear message…

…it was a BIG winner.

In fact, it paid my salary and then some for the entire year.

The entire promotion was a grand success, bringing in approximately $352,000 in a week.

Not to mention the approximately $941,000 revenue for the month.

Not too shabby.

Now, if you’re a serious entrepreneur who knows what it takes to make money, I know what you’re thinking…

“That’s a special outcome with a special set of circumstances. There has to be more to the story.”

You’re both right and wrong.

You’re right that there is more to the story:

A grand slam product.

An efficient way to fulfill your promise.

And the right people in place to execute.

All the fundamentals were intact. 

These were special circumstances.

But you’re also wrong if you think something like this can’t happen for your business.

The truth is…

If you’ve correctly assembled all the pieces I mentioned above, it truly is possible to have a consistent flow of revenue and even hit massive grand slams with the right marketing mind working with you.

I want to bring my marketing mind to Love Sew:

And I’d like to bring these kinds of results with me, too:

A direct mail piece that produced $17,257.13 of revenue from a $674.37 investment. An ROI of 2559%. And those are only the numbers for one of the 25 clients it was mailed for. Most of our clients reported similar results.

One sales email that generated $115,000 in revenue in a single day. Sure, that’s not hard with a great offer and a big list, but this email out-pulled every other email during the campaign by 150%.

1 sales email that brought in $15,000 to one small business client in less than a week. I wrote similar emails on the fly for similar clients whenever they were slow. These emails got people to pick up the phones again and again.

→ Countless other emails, social media ads, direct mail pieces, landing pages, and sales pages that drove REAL results for REAL companies like yours.

→ And in my current role, I plan and execute the creative for a 2 million name email list that generates an average of $1MM/mo in the gun/self-defense space.

Here’s the bottom line…

In my copywriting work, I’ve helped my company and other clients generate easily more than $20 million in collective revenue. 

“Okay, okay, but I need to see some samples…”

Good call.

Here are three samples of my work.

Here’s Why You Should Call Me Today:

If you’re looking for new copywriters, it’s because you’ve got campaigns and projects that need done ASAP. If I’ve piqued your interest with this page, why not give me a call today?

If we are a good fit, I can start delivering high-converting campaigns in no time.

If you are interested in discussing more, please reach out to me immediately at the email or phone number below.

Email: konradholdenwriting@gmail.com

Phone: 417-213-0307

“Tell the truth, but make the truth fascinating. You know you can’t
bore people into buying your product, you can only interest them
into buying it.”

— David Ogilvy